The girls over at pick up your own damn socks just about have me peeing in my pants. They’re definitely on a roll! I’m just waiting for the guys’ version to pop up somewhere.

[deep breath] I’m sorry if your life sucks, sir, but take your grumpy-ass elsewhere. I don’t have the energy to waste on your pissed-at-the-world self.

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I am…

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is it too late to elope?
I’m tallying up just how many people that would piss off.

ok, I’ve been called a rock star, an art star — but when mikey called me a porn star tonight, he wasn’t kidding!
apparently, my “look alike” Luna Lane (whom mikey nicely labels an “actress”) — who really doesn’t look much like me if you knew me in real life — has starred in such award-winners as “Flesh Hunter” and “4 Finger Club 16.” (Be sure to check out some of the winners her co-stars have been in. My favorites? Big-Ass Greek Machine of Butt Row and Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell.)
Not sure how I feel about this, but ummm, thanks?

this one’s for the girls — definitely tmi for the guys.

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we got one of those awesome grind-your-own coffemakers for the shower. but — it’s a five-step process just to make a pot, and involves lots of pieces of machinery.
this morning, I heard beans scatter on the floor, and then jay’s voice: “this coffee maker is just too complex for someone who hasn’t had his coffee yet.”
makes sense.
I woke up with this in my head: “I can lick my own ass” — as Maxfield’s licking my nose. mmmm. yum.
It’s been a weird, rainy morning already.

We interrupt this program for a very important public service announcement:

I am going to go out on a limb here and say something that might surprise you, knowing my political leanings (/end sarcasm):
I think marijuana should be legal.

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