Random Musings From The South-ishPosted on April 30th, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
1. What, precisely, does it take to get an Outback restaurant in a town?
2. If you have a declawed cat and you bring home another cat, is it better to have that cat declawed as well?
3. Am I strange for not wanting to have my (potential future) sons circumcised at birth, but instead let them choose that path later?
4. What make McDonald’s cheap pancakes so darn addicting? Is it the syrup?
5. Is my digital scale conspiring against me by adding and subtracting eight pounds at random? What is suitable punishment for such an act?
6. If a TV network reads names from a list of soldiers who have died in action, is it automatically an inherently political act?
7. Where did my concentration go?
8. Will I be a good father some day? Can I convince myself of either answer?
9. If a car leaves Point A at 74 miles an hour, and a second car leaves ten minutes later going 75 miles an hour, where are my car keys?
10. How in the world did “Smarties” get that name? Should the person who made them so addictive be pelted with Sweet Tarts until they cry?
Love the blog, Erika. Someday, Squeaky and I will get to Boston. No, really.
Sincerely, Z. Hendirez
http://www.zippyhendirez.blogspot.com (yes, a blogspot account. Sue me!
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A big street party . . .Posted on April 30th, 2004 @ 6:52 pm
A big street party . . . for all can be had every April 29th (night) and 30th (day) in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, as part of Queen’s Day (Koningsdag). I’m living just outside of A’dam, in a litte city called Leiden, and it’s just lovely. There is much more to the country than pot; for example, there are Rembrandts, Vermeers, and the amazing train system.
Anyway, I just got back from the Queen’s Day celebration. The Netherlands is a constitutional monarchy, which no one (who doesn’t live here) seems to know. Our Queen is Queen Beatrix and she’s lovely. Queen’s Day is NOT her birthday, but it is a day to wear lots of orange (the royal color) and be outside all day with the rest of the Dutch people in the country. There are even free concerts all over A’dam.
It really was quite wonderful and fun. If you’ve ever thought about coming to the Netherlands, and like huge parties, come on April 28th and stay until early May. You’ll get to see the country and celebrate in style. Just remember to book your hotel room early.
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Randomness on a late AprilPosted on April 29th, 2004 @ 7:48 am
Randomness on a late April morning, live from the Eka household:
I watch too much Fox morning news. When you start referring to newscasters by nicknames, it’s time to move on.
Of course, when you’re up by 6 every morning… and far be it from me to do something productive with that time. Unless you consider downloading Azkaban desktops productive…
Like I could grade papers before the coffee kicks in. Please – I shouldn’t grade these papers until the crack kicks in – considering that it seems like some of my students were on when they wrote them.
My cats are also on crack. Max is racing around the house, chasing imaginary things and Princess is making weird noises and staring at the radiator.
My computer, also on crack. Cursing at it and leaving it threatening notes doesn’t seem to be helping, either. I’m contemplating a little physical violence – at this point, it couldn’t make the situation any worse, really.
Pass the crack, please. Too much to do. Too much to do.
I’m a Diana DeGarmo voting machine – top three, baby. If I can’t have Amy Adams, Diana it is. I have the power.
George was seriously irritating me with that smile. It was cute at first – now, he just has this twitch that says, “I look like I’m sad, but I will rule. I will RULE! Muhahahaha.”
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Johnny Damon (Jesus Johnny, as we’ve taken to calling him these days) & his fiancee were around the corner having a spa day all day Monday – two blocks from where I teach – and I missed it. Dammit, dammit, dammit! Though, I imagine if I bumped into him just hanging out downtown, I’d probably lose my shit. Flabbergasted – and really, with that hair, you can’t really mistake him for someone else.
“Lose my shit” – have you ever really stopped to contemplate that phrase? I guess it’s best I didn’t run into him then, wouldn’t you say?
Too much to do. Too much to do. So overwhelmed with too much to do that even making a list of the too much to do seems overwhelming. My insides are all wired, but my body is saying, Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep? Please?
How are you?
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Today just sucks. Come toPosted on April 28th, 2004 @ 12:31 pm
Today just sucks. Come to think of it, the past few days have sucked. The end of the semester is just a nightmare – papers, drafts, finals, student meetings, craziness. I’ve been on campus since 7, I got to sneak out for a minute because a student stood me up, I have to go back momentarily – and will be going, going, going until 7 tonight. Throw in there that my computer got some funky-ass virus last night and that I slept like shit because my evening was all thrown off – I’m not a very vibrant, cheery eka today, that’s for shit’s sure. Coffee hasn’t done anything but give me one mother of an overtired headache. The poor kids in class this morning were like, What is wrong with you? My sorry ass is draaaaaaagging.
Anyway, I have a confession. I wanted to post about it last night, but oh yeah – there was something eating my poor, already-destroyed machine -
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So I saved a puppyPosted on April 27th, 2004 @ 5:31 pm
So I saved a puppy today. It wasn’t really a puppy as much as it was a fairly large, beautiful collie-sheltie-looking dog. She was running loose back and forth across a really busy street, so I pulled over and chased her down. She had a lead attached to her color, but no tag. Beautiful, well-taken care of – so I’m sure someone’s going to get home from work and freak out that the dog is gone.
Luckily, a contractor drove by and stopped – apparently he’s used to dealing with loose animals because he had animal control on speed dial.
I waited with her until they picked her up, and made sure I got a number to call and check on her. I called Jay a little later on to tell him that “I saved a dog, I saved a dog!”
His reply? An I-know-where-this-is-going, “Let me guess – and if in one week no one claims her, we have ourselves a dog.”
If he were home, he would have seen my puppy-dog eyes, but he wasn’t and I was in the car by myself, so I put the puppy-dog eyes away and quickly reassured him that I was certain the doggy-family was a good family and they would go get her tonight.
But if they don’t…. they’ll hold her for ten days. I mean, really, if she’s there for a whole ten days, well, we can’t in good conscience let her stay there any longer….
I better work on my puppy-dog pout, ’cause I don’t think the puppy-dog eyes alone are gunna work for this one.
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Apparently, love transcends all languagesPosted on April 27th, 2004 @ 4:44 pm
Apparently, love transcends all languages – I’ve found quite a few non-English blogs in my referrers in the past few days, all linking to the Love-In.
My favorite so far? “El 25 de Abril fue el blogger love-in day. Chale. Algo de sexo anal diviertanse.”
I have no idea what chale means. Same for algo and diviertanse. And while babelfish provides very little insight, I am, however, smart enough to figure out what “sexo anal” probably means – and it’s enough that maybe, just maybe, I really don’t want to know what chale, algo and diviertanse mean anyway. 
Translation, anyone?
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