here's a classic convo
scene: jess is rummaging through the day's mail
jess: hey! bowdoin sent me some chemistry stuff! and a brochure! wow, the school really looks great!! (sighs) too bad it's in maine
(*reminder: i hate the cold*)
mom: oh, god, i know- if you went there, i'd never visit.
jess: bowdoin! suddenly back on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!