smileyjess

ups delivery man: i have a delivery for jess. ::inquisitive look::
me: that's me. ::reassuring smile::
ups delivery man: okay, that will be $128.77. ::serious face::
me: ummmmm i havent ordered anything. ::raised eyebrow::
ups delivery man: yes, you have. ::demanding::
me: no, i haven't. ::indignant::
ups delivery man: from mare? ::with a sigh that says blondes are dumb::
me: oh. okay. they said to expect a package in september... ::okay, i'm dumb::
ups delivery man: then you admit you ordered them. ::triumphant grin::
me: sure. you win. ::pissed off::
ups delivery man: it's cod. ::matter of factly::
me: i didn't order cod. i ordered senior pictures. ::ha! you were wrong to begin!::
ups delivery man: C-O-D. cash on delivery? ::god, you're a stupid blonde::
me: oh. ::fumbles for wallet, pulls out the cash::
ups delivery man: we don't take cash, only checks.
me: i don't have a checkbook on me... hey... why doesn't the c stand for check? ::hahahaha! i win!!!!::
ups delivery man: i'll see you on monday. ::in an unnecessary terminator voice::
me: mmmm okay. bye! ::cheerily::

the score:
jess: 1
ups delivery man: 0