smileyjess

today, somehow, in the middle of physics, defying the laws of gravity and free fall and fashion know how, my fishnets got twisted in the sequins of my hot pink suede moccasins.

yeah. don't ask how. just. accept.

so have you all heard? area private all boys high school administrator, aged 39 and balding, recently busted for seducing 14 year old central falls boys in gay online chatrooms? no? oh, well, pretend you didn't hear it here.

oh, god, i'm developing a gossip girls esque style of spreading news. except... this is no rumor. it was on the news. yes that's right (name omitted) busted for general perversion. no wonder he used to get mad when bill and rach didnt have rides home on time from school sponsored dances; he had some chatting to get to. emails to check.

today i watched tv for the first time in aproximadamente one month. and i kind of feel like killing myself. it was vh1's behind the music: spice girls. save it. i dont even want to hear it. because you know you would have gotten sucked into it, too. i honestly can say that i am not one of the poor, mislead 40 million souls that purchased any of their albums (hanson, yes. backstreet boys, yes. fucking 98 degrees [okay, no, nick is still popular, right? so that doesnt really count...], yes. spice girls, no fricken way.) yes somehow the lives of ginger sporty baby posh and... hmm... there's another one... were fascinating enough to hold my attention for a full 60 minutes, with commercials and the occasional channel change to dr phil.

[ed. note: mattie just alerted me, it's scary spice. only the best props to mattie for actually knowing this, and admitting it.]

oh, i heard the funniest thing ever today. someone tried to get ap credit for a non-ap course. i nearly laughed my head off when ev told me. silly children.

um, i wicked want to see the polar express. is everybody cool with that?

my spanish foreign exchange student arrives tomorrow night. what's that? i haven't mentioned that? yeah, it could be because i thought she was arriving next week. however, the 10th of november (el diez de diciembre) has launched a sneak attach upon me, and lo! i have lost the battle.

i'm uber nervous. (tengo MUCHO miedo.) i have no idea what i'm going to talk about. "Mi casa es tu casa!" will get old pretty fast, i'm thinking. patty is going with me to pick her up on thursday. it'll be good to have company in the car, otherwise it would probably be kind of quiet. what kind of music do spanish people like? i know he's mexican, but all that comes to mind is santana. i'll have to toss supernatural in my car tomorrow... note to self: toss supernatural in the car tomorrow.

fellow rhode islanders: where does one take a foreign exchange student? it's not like there are many sights... email, im, or comment and let me know because otherwise it's going to be a long 15 days.

not to mention a lot of santana.