do i seriously have to go to school tomorrow?
do i seriously have to study for a test i'd rather pretend i was not informed of?
on the bright side, everything will be messed up all day (classrooms and homerooms changed and whatnot) so the utter chaos i expect to find my school in tomorrow had better offer me a lovely opportunity to arrive late to most of my classes. save english with senor blanco. otherwise, tardy.
i also plan on continuing to sleep in until at least 11 if that's cool with everyone.
Ivy League mornings:
Penn: give Bob the Bum a dime, check on transfer papers.
Brown: smoke breakfast, say prayer for no grade system.
Columbia: deep breath of smog, take taxi to class.
Dartmouth: gargle moonshine, chop wood for heating, contemplate going to class for first time in a week.
Princeton: yawn, feel like a geek, dress the part
Yale: floss, snort coke, come out of closet
Harvard: wake up, bathe in glow of undeserved reputation
Cornell: roll over, sober up, cry