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the following is an exchange

the following is an exchange that took place between periods d and e in the crowded hallway of the low 300's wing. also i need to add it was shouted from one end to the other....

jon: jess, my mom gave away my pussy!

it is reasons such as these that i even bother to go to school anymore.

***521pm: updated***
jon used the excuse that his mom gave his pussy to her secretary to get out of having to write the hamlet essay.

if you think that's bad, dont continue reading. mr. white bought this excuse and granted jon an extension.

Thorn61 (5:19:34 PM): my pussy is gone!
Thorn61 (5:20:01 PM): i'm so over it
Thorn61 (5:20:15 PM): i just didn't want to do my hamlet essay
SmileyJess13 (5:20:33 PM): please tell me white did not actually buy that as an excuse.
Thorn61 (5:21:06 PM): no he did
Thorn61 (5:21:13 PM): he's an ol' softie

Comments (5)

TJ:

"twiggy the photographer" is a wonderfully nice woman by the name of connie grosch, a journal staff photographer who covers the general assembly. She also does lovely photographic work for weddings. www.conniegrosch.com

jess:

dude, why do you know this? getting married?

throw her a cookie next time you see her for me, will ya?

TJ:

us political staffers are tight... stop bashing my girl connie

jess:

she's the one who weighs 60 pounds and dresses in all black with next to no hair that is thinner than... i dont even know what.

tj, i believe it's "we" political staffers.

TJ:

oh ok thanks for the grammer lesson. yea shes got big glasses. nice run against slater but that was an uphill battle.

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