---phone rings about 3am on sunday morning---
jess: hi! who's this?
ben: jess, it's me, ben
jess: hi, bretttttttttt!!!!
ben: bret? who the fuck is bret?
jess: you are, aren't you?
ben: no, i'm ben
jess: ben who?
ben: ben who!?! you were just drinking with us earlier tonight in my dorm! i'm will's roommate!
jess: oh! hi!
---josh eyes me quizzically----
jess (covering phone mic with palm of hand): it's just bret
i totally have 0 recollection of this.
should i be frightened? nahhhhh