1. Providence College (noun)
A very small, very white, very Catholic college in the ghettos of Providence. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally attractive, white, upper middle class, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Fake ids are used more than school ids, and every day of the week has its designated drinking locale. Oh, and also, there's a pretty decent basketball team.
Where do you go to school?
PC.
BC? Oh, that's a good school.
No, I said PC. Providence College.
Hmm, that's a good time up there, huh? (followed by winking, and nudging with elbow)