random kid: hi!
me: hi! [pause] do i know you?
random kid: yes, we met in soandso's room, and you hugged me and said 'i love you, kevin!'
me: ohh! okay, kevin! [is not remembering at all.] i remember now!
random kid: actually, that's the funny part. i'm not kevin. i'm _______. (WHY DID I ALREADY FORGET IT 2 SECONDS AFTER HE SAID IT?)
me: [laughs awkwardly, waves goodbye, turns around, leaves]
goddamn some day i'll get everyone's names correctly. in the meantime, just know that if i'm drunk, i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. heck, even if i'm sober, i probably love you, too.