today i found out someone that's known me longer than i've even been alive has been conducting an affair with an airily perfumed name of a goddess for the past four years --- behind the back of his bride of more than four decades.
imagine how devastated she was when she found out via post it note on the marble kitchen counter island of their million dollar home? (okay, i don't know for sure it was marble. or a million dollars. but the kitchen counter note is not a lie; i cannot make this stuff up!)
oh. plus he has a three year old child with this woman.
sweeeeeeeet.