smileyjess

cue: friday, 1220, end of orgo class. jim and josh sitting behind jess, packing up to leave almag 137. jess is nosy, has heard her name; ears perk up.

aaaaaaand action.

josh: dude, you don't have a date? take jess! i think you totally should ask jess!

jim: jess? yeah, that's a good idea! (turns toward jess, who is suddenly right next to him) jess! will you go with me-----------

jess (interrupting): to jrw?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? yes!!!!!!!!!

jim: um. no. rock climbing tonight?

jess curls up; dies.

the end!

and they all lived happily ever after.